Snakes are scary. Indiana Jones doesn't like snakes. Niether does Ice cube or Jenny Lopez. If a big snake came at me, I think I'd run my ass off.

I'm actually pretty busy at work... Otherwise I'd probably give either of these contests a shot. If you're a designer and haven't had much to do lately, Blogger is looking for a re-design, and Ride Snowboards is looking for someone to design their next board.

This guy is my hero for today. I wonder how they're going to spend all that money?

Flash goodness for today.

I'm kinda known for complaining alot... I get it from my father. Anyway, this article actually give tips on complaining. :) Maybe I can improve my techniques. It'd probably make my success rate go up dramatically.

The PT Cruiser actually looks good as a convertible. I'd definitely pick another color though.

Fraternity... *pshaw* lemmy rephrase... FRAT parties are cool.

This site is awesome. You can find practically any town in the world.

Stuff. Make sure to print out your $3 off admission coupon.

Harry Potter would pay 100 galleons, 10 sickles and 1 knut for the new snowboard that I want. Sounds cheaper that way doesn't it?

Ever wonder how it would be if the Sith decided to advertise using Apple's "Switch" campaign? Stop wondering.

There's a new episode of Ninjai out. I forgot to post it ;). There's something endearing about the kid. Even if he's completely psycho-dangerous and the blood and gore and guts don't bother him at all, he has that innocent little fuzzy aura about him...

Alright... so I had a really really long, f*cked up day at work. I drive home in the f*cked up rain and pick up some greasy, f*cked up Chinese food on the way. I sit down to watch the Lakers lose by one f*ucked up point. Damn the Wizards. They're all f*cked up. Now I'm waiting for my friend so we can watch some idiots get f*cked up. Jackass better be a good movie... otherwise that would be f*cked up.

Timekiller alert!

Kittens...
Angry Kittens.
Independent Kittens.
Viking Kittens.
Punk Kittens.
Chilled Kittens.
*grin*

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and just for the heck of it... more pu$$!3$

Pop Up ads suck. But I understand websites need to make money somehow... So I just close them and all is good. It's when you hit the back button and they keep coming back that pisses me off.

I suppose that little teeny bopper kids playing Dance Dance Revolution are better off than little teeny bopper kids running around gang bangin or something...

I noticed I allowed myself to forget to post the results for the Molokai Hoe this year. Maybe because we didn't participate... this year.

Tahiti got the win! Notice how many of these participants are from Oahu. Must be nice to paddle the biggest outrigger race in the world on your home court... I'd imagine, to them, like it's a practice run. They all finish so strong! ;) Anyway, so even if I'm 2 weeks late... congratulations to all the teams!

WOO HOO!!!! I won tickets to the MIX 106.5 spotlight! So... Next, next Monday, Melissa and I get to see Six Pence None the Richer.