sorry about the lack of posts... I've been sort of bummed.

Had a complete physical the other day... blood tests and everything.

Found out I've got a damaged liver... no more alchohol for me anymore... ever.

Bitching for 2003 so far.

• Anti-war advocates whos only arguement is, "I think that there are alternatives to war." And then CAN'T give me just ONE. ( leave them alone isn't an option )
• People who drive with cellphones to their ear in the fast lane. ( no hands-free )
• ded kitty... RIAA.
• 2.09 for REGULAR unleaded.
• The mojos at Gus' Deli are GONE. Why oh why oh why?
• Diving Stock Market. WTF man?

Thought I'd post this one again. What my picks WOULD HAVE been for the x-men. I know they've been cast already... and Kelly Hu's already stricken from ever becoming Psylocke... but here it is anyway...

Wolverine: Robin Williams
Gene Grey: Yancy Butler
Cyclops: Casper Van Dien
Rouge: Alyssa Milano
Charles Xavier: Patrick Stewart
Storm: Angela Bassett
Psylocke: Kelly Hu
Jubilee: Kristen Kreuk
Colossus: Ahnold
Gambit: Harry Connick

Every guy should have his top 5 women...

0. Melissa ;)
1. Malia Jones
2. Kelly Hu
3. Gwen Stefani
4. Natalie Portman
5. Jennifer Garner

Honorable mentions: Kristen Kreuk, Zhang Ziyi

Top 5 favorite line deliveries in a movie.

1. KHAAAAAAAAAN!!!!! - William Shatner, Wrath of Khan
2. (Tie) But I wanted to go to Toshi Station to pick up some power converters!! - Mark Hamil, Star Wars
2. (Tie) Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! - Mark Hamil, The Empire Strikes Back
3. You keep using that word. I do not think it means, what you think it means. - Mandy Patinkin, The Princess Bride
4. Something about breeding pine trees... *pause* - Christopher Lloyd, Back to the Future
5. I am very happy to be here!! - Eddie Murphy, Coming to America

Today will be list day... ( I reserve the right to change these during the course of the day ) >;)

People like to bug George Lucas about how his films "aren't as good" as they were before. I find myself falling asleep to the original trilogy these days... (probably because I've seen them a gazillion times) I'm still looking forward to the Clone Wars animated series.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again... Kids these days have it so easy.

Someone has decided to ban what made dancing fun. Ah... the good old days....

How long has it been since you've asked someone...

WAAAAAZZZZAAAAsAaaaaAAAAAAAAaAAAaAAaa?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

This is simply STUPID. 100K for an entry level job. I don't care who you are. Earn your place in life instead of riding on daddys coat tails.

some girl thought to herself... "You know? I've never kissed another girl?" she proceeds to do something about it.

bravo. *male pig grin*

amused yet again...

Putting aside her beliefs as opposed to mine, you have to admire someone who does more than just TALK about what they believe in.

Guy link. They argue. We either agree or disagree.

After reading this, I REALLY want this show to air. If Scare Tactics doesn't make it to the Sci-Fi network I'll be very disappointed. I wonder if this lady knows that all she's accomplishing with this little stunt is giving good exposure for the TV show.

Just to let you know, I favor the conservatives with the issue... but I thought it was funny anyway...

All together now, to the tune of: "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands"
(shamelessly borrowed from Captain Spanky.net)

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky, Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,Bomb Iraq.

It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need to Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad), Bomb Iraq.

If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy, Bomb Iraq.

For our might knows no borders, bomb Iraq.
It is time you followed orders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason, Bomb Iraq.

Spent the entire 3 day weekend visiting San Luis Obispo. I've decided that I miss college life.

I remain amused.

I just got a pop-up ad (the kind that enlarge to fit the whole screen) that said "get rid of annoying pop-ups!"

I'm amused.

Some guy has put together a little page with memorable quotes from Real Genius. I love this movie. Totally 80s and one of Val Kilmer's best characters. I think he should do more comedy.

I'm a punctual sea captain who loves to nibble nipples.

link via steph

"dude you're getting busted," hahah he made a funny!

I'm showing symptoms of this this...

A warning to all out there... after an 8 hour work day, It's not healthy to stay after work for an 3 extra hours to play video games AND THEN, go to a computer class that lasts another 3 hours.

If you watch enough anime, you can judge whether or not these laws are true. Although this applies mostly to the action area of the genre, I find myself nodding my head and saying "YUP!"

new strongbad :)

she's 13. Sort of makes me want to work on my game. :(

UPDATE: because of Steph's dirty mind, I feel the need to elaborate! HAhahAhAHAa :P She's 13 and already playing GOLF with the pros.

So Melissa and I are planning our wedding and she's totally on the ball looking through sites like Macys.com, and Weddingchannel.com and the practical sort...

I spend my time reading this rubbish. Once you get past all the scary fire graphics, there's some really interesting content! Not really productive in planning a wedding, but at least you can learn from others mistakes!

People in Austrailia see Mary in a fence post. While I admire people with such faith, sometimes a fence post blurred out from 300 meters away might just be a fence post blurred out from 300 meters away.

After so much negative press happening with the Catholic Church, and catastrophe after catastrophe piling up with all the events happening in the world today, I don't blame people for trying to find SOMETHING that sheds even a glimmer of hope in the world. I guess you just have to look?

This is my first not safe for work post.... but I just thought that SOME of you guys (wilfred) would have so much fun playing with it! HahAhahahAHAha *ahem* HAhahAhAhAhA *whew* sorry.

It's actually pretty neat when you look at it from a webbies perspective. *smirk*

Amazingly simple game. Amazingly hard game. How good of a typist do you think YOU are?

Todays's sillyness.

I know what you're gonna say...

WTF was that?

UPDATE: one persons still dead. one person still on the run.

Somethings wrong with a society that voluntarily tries to eliminate an entire gender from existence. It just doesn't make any sense. When I decide to have kids, I myself, would want a boy first too. But if it ends up being a girl, I'd love her just as much.

On the bright side... maybe all the stupid people will go extinct due to their own stupidity. Can't breed stupid people if stupid people can't find females stupid enough to reproduce them!

I was talking to Melissa about how George W. Bush pronounced the word nuclear the other day when we watched the State of the Union address and it looks like I'm not the only one annoyed by it.

NOOO KLEEE ARRRRRRR
not
NOO KYOOO LERRR

sheesh.

Even Chekov said it correctly. NOO KLEE AR Wessles indeed.

New Strongbad email.

This weekend the Columbia blew up on its final approach. I was actually on my way to paddle practice when I heard on the radio that NASA lost contact with the shuttle. I thought they were still in orbit so I was concerned, but I forgot that they were landing that day so it didn't seem like a big deal to me. Maybe the transmitter on the shuttle is just down right? I didn't think that I just tuned into what was the beginning of another national tragedy.

We just had a fresh new start. Makes you wonder what else could go wrong?

My prayers to the astronauts that died this weekend and the families who mourn them.

Happy new year. :~(