Lana Lang can be in your bedroom. ;)

The 800 pound gorilla vs. the hamster.

YAY!!!!! Go Lakers!!!

Do you ever wonder about people that read your blog but don't leave comments? I do.

For those of you out of work and getting all fit because you've had nothing to do... here's something to hold you over until you find a new career. I think I'm going to apply... Who knows? You might even get a new pair of shoes out ot it. ;)

People like to make fun of Christina Aguilera because she's so slutty and dirty and stuff... but I never thought she was THAT bad... but now that someone just beat the crap out of her with the ugly stick... I'm bout to change my mind. (notice the new love handles)

SBC Packing. Support the Pilipino businesses. (requires sound)

can't remember if I already posted this... I got it last month... but someone sent it to me again so I think I'll post it... again?

I never really started drinking until I was actually 21. And now that I can't drink achohol anymore at all, I find people watching to be the only alternative. This idiot isn't waiting til he's of legal age and has decided to publicize it on the web.

This lady wants to be barbecued. *blank look* *blink* I have nothing... *sigh*

awwww kitties. hahahhaha

A time honored tradition, this will keep you busy for a little while.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=390&e=3&cid=390&u=/kr/20030421/lo_krsanjose/fraternity_slaying_unsolved

http://www.adforum.com/affiliates/EvS/003/ad_detail2.asp?type=reel&ID=28797&TDI=VDez8str

whoa cool!!! decisions decisions.... help me out people... homestar or strongbad?

Goodness me...

Take the What Sex Position Are You? test by Ley Ley

AOL chat things are funny. Especially when they're of the sickos in the sex chat rooms.

RIAA sues college students for more than they obviously have and more than they probably will make in their entire lifetime.... support for the arguement against the simply stupid.

sick... but funny as !@#$!!! NSFW

glue some money to the ground and just watch in amusement.

lazy ass. Won't do the dirty work, but insists on being involved after the fact.

SOOOOOOOOO tempted to buy one....

*giggle*

Welcome to Iraqi Acres

As the war in Iraq continues, you might be interested to know that the President has asked Congress for about $75 billion to finance American operations there. That comes to about $375 per U.S. taxpayer.

So if you're wondering what you'll get in exchange for your hard-earned money, IraqiAcres.com has the answer: land. That's right, an acre of land in Iraq.

A stupid Canadian man with SARS decided that he'd ignore a state quarantine order and decides to go to work to infect 197 co-workers.

mmmm doughnut

This just in: Thousands of people unemployed. The company keeps coming in and out of bankruptcy. Executives give themselves million dollar bonuses for a job well done.

This has to be the most selfish thing I've ever heard of.

Since the advent of the internet, the printing industry has seen a dip in activity... It sucks because even the little mom and pop shops are getting hit too. I always thought that if I ever decided to leave Cisco I'd go back to my roots in the print world... doesn't look like that's such a good idea anymore.

Subject: FUNNY! You're the village idiot!


First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?






Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to mess up in the next question. To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.

Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?








Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?

You're not very good at this are you?

Third Question: Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?

Scroll down for answer..








Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?






Answer: Nunu?
NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again

You GOT a score of 9 out of 11
You rating: Honor Student
This is based on the Simon Evans score rating system

Find out how much you know.

A funny flash animation by my buddy Ben.

Did the survey again... actually a couple of times to make sure I wasn't cheating... and it looks like the universe has returned to a state of equilibrium. oh happy day.

Take the What
animal best portrays your sexual appetite?? Quiz

This was interesting and I wanted to post it... what can I say? I'm a geek.

April Fools was yesterday... and I turned up the phone ringers on everyones phones up to maximum volume before they all got into work. :) Reactions were hilarious.

In other news, Sarah and NoName fooled everyone into thinking they were fired and that Mike and Malou were taking their place. I heard the whole thing up to the dead air last Friday. I actually called the joke... but no one in the office believed me. :( Now they're back on the air and no one is saying $h!+ hahahah I laugh.

Last of all, I put up an amusing little page for my old canoe club's website. (I'm still webmaster)